You wake up, in the middle of a something. Confused of where you are, however, you have this feeling, of major dislike, of slightly less major hate. Something, no, someone, has destroyed this place. Somebody needs to pay. In front of you, you see a bunch of weird objects. What is this, green line, or the, flat piece of white. Ok, what strange objects, but there is also this person next to them.
“Ah, Finally, you’re awake”
This sounds familiar. Looking at him, he seems neutral, however, friendly at the same time. “Could you destroy these things for me? They may look basic, but don’t underestimate them” What “Oh, you don’t know how to fight. To fight, press adventure, notice where the attack button is (sword) then click the yellow button and spam the attack button” "And if you beat an enemy, you might get something" Okey dokey
FINALLY IT BECAME OF THE DEAD Looking at the dead carcass, it has dropped a weird, smiling hat thing. Wow Much wow You take it to the guy and see what knowledge he can share
“Ok what is that” You tell him that the thing dropped it and now you clicked on ‘Inventory’ button “Oh, well You need to click on it to equip and a second time to unequip” Very knowledgeable, this guy “And if you want to unlock more things, you need to beat the tutorial zone by defeating all of them”
You walk to the end of the road, notice the helicopter on the left and a field on your right. “Now I must leave you, since now you can take care of yourself” You thank him, but ask what happens if you get something new, or get an idle game that actually is IDLE He just says, “Read the sign” What sign?
Ok, nothing about the idle game, but there’s also a note on the side
What is a teneledo four ES, And what idiot plays KGT idle But reflecting on the three questions above, they all apply to you. You have to help L.Gasby
You go to the tutorial guy and ask where do you find Gasby “Walk down the road past the fields and you see his house, right next to a school” So you have to simulate doing more exercise. Great
You do a few knocks before you get an answer *Opens door* (art = work so stfu) You tell him you has the sachet “Oh, thank you, a stone is outside, under the pot” Yay, all that work for another thing
Wasn’t I meant to get a new feature Stupid game dev This is trash You knock on gasby’s door, again “Yes” You tell him that you want a new feature “WOW” Yes gasby, much wow “You solved it” Yes, this world, this lore, this game, is bad “You aren’t like everyone else” Yes, I don’t touch grass “Come inside” Why not
You walk in, see nothing special, until OMG STEVE JOBS NOOOOOOOOOO
(flexes MS paint skills) “Don’t worry about him, there’s nothing you can do” Oh, Ok He takes you to a room, relatively empty, only has what’s in the picture below
“Chris, this is, um, a guy” I love my name “He could possibly be the guy we need” “Whats 9 + 10”
(Why would I let you say the funny) Chris looks astonished “He got my game sachet as well” “So, what do you want?” A new feature “Can you help us?” If I get a new feature
He takes you to a room, full of metal people things. Then holds a Usb “This, this is what you need” He gives it to you Ok “These drones, all can be made, just from that Usb” “Plug it into the computer”
Chris presses the power and you wait a minute until “Oops, forgot windows update” 2 hours later “Ok, the process takes a minute to register, since we haven’t got the full version” A minute later you see a bear humanoid, wearing a top hat, right in front of you “Gasby, is this another fantasy you have made?” “Umm…” He walks in
“No” What does he mean by fantasy? “Anyways, with these robots we try and find the thing we believe controls it… GASBY WHAT ARE YOU DOING”
So gasby deleted some files on the usb and one contained the tutorial for this feature so I guess I’ll do it myself
This is the first idle feature of the game and was very effortful to add so please enjoy :D Here you build (summon i guess) drones/robot things to go and collect things Note that only one drone can be built at a time and click to start
Drone - y Hp - How much the drone has, if is 0 it joins the many ants you have killed Speed - Interval of collecting items Fail - Chance of failing. Hp will be set to 0 Lifetime - How long before death Progress - Time before drone is complete, hover to check how long till complete Zone - Where the drone will collect items (only zones you have completed work)
You can also ask chris to spend hours upgrading drones to be more tanky and faster Chris can only work on one drone on a time because he actually makes contact with the default enemy Note however that you can’t upgrade and build same drone at same time and triple click to start
Drone - x Level - Level Progress - Time before level is complete, hover to check how long till complete
There is also a usb inventory which you can store certain USBs and use them Note drones unexist if u reload or close KGT Idle New features for this feature will be unlocked later as well as new features so yes
You ask Chris what is this USB “How did you get this?” Killing values of math The pain math has given “I can make a system that allows you to unlock new moves in adventure…” Chris > Gasby “...and also simulate training, but it will be very effortful” :’(
Another Usb? Eh But what does killer robots mean? Chris pauses for a moment “That is, um, very, very illegal” Why “This isn’t a good sign, Gasby, come here” “What” He holds the USB
Gasby stops “How, is” “They want us dead” :c Wait, am I in that us “And this code is nerfed, severely…” He has a grin “But usable, this drone has upgradable buffed stone chance from the enemies it kills”
You try to give it to chris but gasby stops you “Can I check that USB” What could possibly go wrong He plugs it in, waits a minute and the bear humanoid from before appears “FEDDY” Feddy?
It stands, confused, 15 seconds before it faces gasby, then charges Gasby, taken from pure surprise, takes the flee approach, followed behind by this bear Do you help?
You speed up with your wings and stab it from behind with your old stick Gasby looks stunned at what he just witnessed Chris walks in “What was that screaming?” It was gas- “It was feddy” He points at wear bear lays, but 2 stones are now lying next to him “Guess the you didn’t assign a zone”
You just watch, eating some popcorn you found Gasby Screams with words like “HELP ME” and “AHHAH” He runs back to your position and all of the sudden the bear has interest in you Piss
You grab the enormous fang and shank it in the stomach Chris walks in He pauses at what's in front of you then takes a look at gasby crying in the corner Then he looks at the computer “Well, this is why you bring it to me”
“Feddy is tanky, fast drone with regen but you need to assign him a zone to fail so-” He pauses, looks at gasby “He fails, alot.” “At least he drops guaranteed stones” So I want him to backfire? “Well, he at least he accesses really hard zones” To die in? “Shut”
More lore? You give it to chris but unlike the other times, hes confused “This is a normal USB” Mkay He plugs it in and…
Nothing bad happened Chris opens the file named ToE, above the work folder “Ok” Ok doesn’t sound very 0K
“Follow me” Ok He takes you to a the entrance of a something “They hid the second part of the USB in this cave” Soooooooo “Get it” Bu- “If you want another feature it’ll be in there” **************************** YEA
How does a usb survive lav- Gasby admires the WFU usb “Can I have a try” Umm, why “This is the best rng in existence” Oh, he’s a nerd Well sorry gasby but is mine *Walks off*
You buy a gaming computer because why not Just to play some rng thingy Why not
A new usb means a visit to chris “Where did you get this?” Somewhere (how polished do you think this is?) “Well, this is where all the american government has been pouring their money” So Good drone? “This drone can’t be hit, or even die from power loss” So OP “But It still has a hp stat?” Shut chris and let me use drone
Damn MS paint is good You bring this 2nd one to chris, even though you already unlocked the 4th feature “Ok” Oh no
He takes you past the entrance of the cave, to the zone that should be below on the map You go into a building and find a little thing of grass “That would be something you have to commit, later” NONONONONOONONNONO GOD PLZ NONONOO “Now where is that idiot”
Chris taps the play button on the monitor, and the ‘idiot’ showed up
“WWDUBWDI NOOOOOOOO” The idiot grabs the deagle and points it at chris “Do that and your waifu drone ain’t getting real” Daym “Why have you been messing around with the aliens”
“BEcause thEY caLleD ME a viRgIN” Ngl, but… “Well now they all dead” Wat “Wat” “The yo mama joke made them spontaneously combust” Ok, wtf is wrong with this game dev
“Now this USB is all we have to defeat the…” Just before a name was going to be said a thing appeared It was Just a piece of grass, identical to the first enemy
Lets just called the idiot the idiot Well, he might of /kill @s himself
“Well, we have to get back” As you leave, the grass starts glitching out
Tf is that Chris looks slightly concerned “We gotta go” Yes, we can to that
You two become speed and arrive soon at the house “Ok, Well that is a problem for later” For me, obviously “And to help you, the aliens theory me the code to set up achievements, and you can see some numbers”
You head to the next zone, but you are stopped by gasby “You don’t want to go in there” Why? “Just don’t try to kill the gamer” Why? “Because they are gonna kill you” Why? Gasby walks off Meh, however there is a sign on the wall
Will you obey the sign
After 2 hours of debating you finally decide to open this work folder What it contains can inform, scar, give severe brain damage or yes Open?
Congratulations, you didn’t find any mlp r34 and instead unlocked a new subfeature. You can now look at all the items you have collected, and make them automatically get deleted before they get in your inventory. Also, the more items you collect, and the more of each item you collect will add up to (using complicated maths) a health multiplier.
Upon defeating xX_69GasbyGaming420_Xx you hear a door slam open. “I KNOW YOU’RE HACKING” Gasby rushes in and tries to strangle you, fueled by his nerd rage Unfortunately for him you had localStorage.att million power in Rise of Kingdoms
After your swift victory, you proceed to the exit of the lab. Gasby follows, now accompanied by a strong limp. “Chris was right about you.” Yes, being able to do basic addition puts me within the highest quartile of the intellectual capability ( = you are in the top 25% most smart people) but no “I think you should have this” He reached into his pocket, and pulls out a what looks like an enchanted version of the gaming button
“Ever thought that the gaming feature was kinda useless?” I hope you don’t “Well with this you now able to get loot similar to that of adventure however instead of giving stats like +2 attack they now give multipliers to a lot of things” Out of all words you would use to describe gasby, wise may now be one of them
Now after those 3 png files showcasing all of my creative talent I need to remind you that there is a help button called help button used to get help after clicking the button Just, I know reading is a rare skill these days but, please, there is more info there. Also I don’t know how to display this information in lore form. If you want a simple version tho it's just another inventory system with bonuses
After hearing a semi obscure game reference you hear Gasby scream out into the room, similar to last time. However this time he has a gun
You run, gunshots follow Didn’t he give you a subfeature on your first win? Where is Chris? Why does this game exist? No time for asking these stupid and unreasonable questions however, you reached a dead end
He slows down, seeing as you have no way to escape Bargaining, you ask why he is so angry? Instead of answering your question he asks this “Well, why did steve jobs die of ligma?”
Gasby drops his gun “What?” You repeat Gasby looks stunned “How did you know?” If steve had any sense of a brain, he must of knew that “Dear god”
‘Ligma is thought to be given to those are too threatening’ Considered threatening to whom?? He faces the sky ‘I don’t know, ask Chris’
After a 2 hour journey of simulated exercise you finally reach the house You ask chris ‘I don’t know, ask Gasby’
"Well anyway, we need to get into zone 11, it seems to be another hidden base under Coder’s lab" Ok but y tho "I have gotten reports from sources that this is where they have created the killer robots, and it seems that they are improving them" Yes ‘You need to go in there’ But y tho "You want better drones don’t you?"
Studies have shown that not reading KGT idle lore is the most common cause of bitchlessness ‘There is some government laboratory below here, where they have created the killer robots’ But y tho Gasby waves his gun around menacingly
Gasby drops his gun “Dammit you didn’t say the line” The line? “Chris would only have let me kill you if he was wrong about you” Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss? Gasby reads your look “Well, now we have to put our fate in your hands”
‘Under the coder’s lab is another laboratory, but is run by the government’ Yes x 3 ‘Chris says that that is where the killer drones are created, aswell as other things’ Yes x 4 "Deal with them, aswell as the reading the zone’s book for advice will probably reward you with a plentiful array of things" NOTE: There is a lack of a plentiful array of things because game dev lazy
More ants? You ask Chris for the meaning behind this USB, since the world has taught you to avoid sticking random USBs in your possessions. ‘Geckoking actually added content????????’ Impossible. I know
He inputs several lines on his computer and a *SHOCKER* ant drone like thing appears “Upon creating one of these little guys your move move cooldowns in adventure reduce” How does that make sense? “However the ant drone is easily the weakest and least reliable drone there is” Why did I put so much effort into making 2 PAGES of lore instead of one for this?
It turns out that the killer robot was really lonely and wanted to get friends (:c very relatable) through the only way they know how, buying some Upon entering your redeem code you see this message and a question of if you want to go through a tutorial.
